my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.
people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
Han & Chewie, the early years. [x]
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*at drivers test* of course I have experience driving sir I play Mario kart all the time
Ellen asking Lupita about the Oscar after-parties [x]
How markers are tested
No wonder they barely work when you buy them.
"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.
Wait, why did your parents call animal control?
was wondering the same thing^