Tacos are the business and you should be friends with me.

 

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain to you a thing
  • and yeah

(Source: hectorstaco)

dialupmodem:

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

no stop bein a salty asshole